In which Kaalia kills Gabbar

Because Basanti had two left feet; 

Because Jai just wanted to get lucky with Radha; 

Because Mausi was jealous of the gypsy dancer; 

Because Sambha moonlighted as a male stripper; 

Because Kaalia wanted glory, but was lazy; 

Because Ahmed was actually killed by Imam in a property dispute; 

Because Veeru was a paedophile; 

Because Thakur's hands were cut-off in Kuwait for shoplifting; 

Because Jailor & Hariram shot porn films with the inmates; 

Because life is not a movie script. And God's factory churns out defective pieces with 95% accuracy.